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You've reached Timothy Stoker, leave a message at the tone and I'll get back to you.

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[epistemological]

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As if they aren't going to read it in twenty minutes and discover it's the worm sex statement.

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Clearly you've never had the misfortune of the room going suddenly quiet in the moments before you say it. People think we're weird enough without that coming out of our mouths.

[epistemological]

I absolutely have. I just don't particularly mind. Why be delicate about such things? The statement certainly isn't.

[statementfuckingends]

And Jonathan Sims's extraordinary sense of social awareness strikes again.

[epistemological]

...no one hired me to be lovely, Tim. And if they did, that's their own foolishness.