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[epistemological]

My grandmother would be spinning in her grave if I behaved like that... and I've never been what you'd call 'lovely'.

Sypha was rather displeased about it and promised she'd keep her out as well. I might want to seek out some less manual solution if she continues in the future.

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What about a shock collar?

[epistemological]

For some reason, I don't think her warden will approve.

[statementfuckingends]

You never know, he might think it's kinky.

But seriously, short of setting up, like- a keycard system or something, or getting someone to set up an alarm spell whenever she walks in, it might have to be a manual job.

[epistemological]

I don't need the alarm; I can do that myself. It's not having to come to the door every five minutes because she's coming to ask for a different manager.